Thursday, May 03, 2007

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Interns in UG2k4!!

Summer of 07 is here, most of my batch mates are either doing intern at some company or doing RESEARCH (like me) staying back at institute. Let’s have a look who got in where.

Google (25k pm)Hyd – saurabh, yash, sowmya

Yahoo (20 k pm) B’lore– Vajpai

Sarnoff (20k pm) B’lore:- PawnD, priyanka etc.

Microsoft (15 k pm)Hyd – sica, harry, tyagi, hah!b33t, anushree and two other guys

GE (10.5k pm) B’lore:- chauhan, vidyadhari , pinky etc.

Amazon (10k pm)Hyd:- Ranjai , singla etc.

HP B’lore :- Dhruvan, Haritha and Rakesh.

Honeywell B’lore :- Naveen, Chetan and geetika

Connexant (*10k pm)Hyd :- Kashi

Pramiti (6k pm)Hyd :- G2, prasanna

Redpine (5k pm)Hyd :- Ganand

Cair(center for artificial intelligence and robotics) B’lore :- handa

Some guys went overseas

Like Nageshwar :- google (100k pm)

Anil neelakanti:- joanneum, Austria

* Not sure

I might have forgotten to mention many names. Leave you comment if there’s any correction.

PS: - UG2k4 ………… Rocks …!! (The default dialogue)

PS: -- People leaving, me sleeping and …… life’s not happening.

PS: --- Ate at mess after 15 days, food was actually good. (Have I lost sense to taste?)

PS: ---- Song of the day: - Sean Paul – Temperature

PS: ----- Going home of 10th. (Yeepieee !!)

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Girls' relationship with guys!!

Disclaimer :- This piece is take from a forwarded mail, not my conception. So, you can't held me responsible for any ... u know wht ... !!


Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that
gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency
of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around
with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a
ready reckoner for you:



Just a friend
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I
need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she
might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless
fellow.Hmmph!).


Good Friend
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try
using you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



Very good friend
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on
someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is
not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me
anymore.
And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



Best Friend
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to
take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have
fun ..
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having
fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.
We should remain friends
Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



Best of the Bestest Friends
Ok now you are really special. You are
dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You
can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she
drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend
who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you
earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.
Shekhar this is Rahul,
he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.




Boyfriend
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone.


For all Rahul type guys... Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta.
And about Maya... and about Tina also...

This will open Shilpa's eyes!!!!


PS :- sorry himank cant write post on that tag. (lill too personal!!)
PS :-- Temperature increasing day by day.(So do my frustooness!!)
PS :--- Send a tullu mail from handa's account. (Wht an achievement !!)
PS :---- 4 IIIM-A selections. (gg IIITians!!)
PS :----- Its 4:50 AM in the morning still not sleepy. ( have become f***in OWL!!)
PS :------ so called song of the day or say week - "Hilary Duff - Beat Of My Hear".

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

there is no title !!

sitting in CVEST .. doing nothing .. have to finish mamu's project ...

well,

nothing good to do,
so i'll do what i can do
But what i can do
is what people don't want me to do

Since i have nothing else to do
so, i'll do what i wanna do
and you can stop me to do
what i am going to do

ohh poor you ...


shitty poem no. whatever ...

I live in OBH
UG-2k4 is my batch
My institute is IIIT
Oh no no no it’s IIIT-H


shitty poem no. whatever + 1 ...

Yesterday I had a match
Had a great game
But missed a crucial catch
The result,
my body need to starch
n my trousers need a patch.


blah blah !!

pc .... still not working ..
lab ... nice AC ..
life .. still sucking ..
girls . enough of this topic ..
home .. missing a lot ..
DND ... missing that status msg ..
bc .... its only left in life ..


when we were kids ...
...
...
...
...
well now we are not ..
so, just leave it..

mmm... la la la ... na na na
ta da ra da da ra pa ma ta ra ..
ti di di di idili ti li hi ri
nooo na nooo na noo ... na ra ne na ... !!

mmm.... what ..
was just singing in my head .. !!


ok ok ok...
don,t close you browser ...
m leaving any ways...

hunnh... !! earthlings ... !!

Monday, April 23, 2007

He is no more !!

Today was no different then other days, I woke up at or around 10 (11.30 to be precise). Brush my teeth ,did … stuff and sat in front of my PC to do usual BC.

Then it happened,

I click the power button, but... no response, he was life less. I click again and again and again but no sign of life.

Holy shit! What m I gonna do? What m I gonna …

But, there was nothing left.

Suddenly, my room started looking like a graveyard to me. Every thing was looking dull, down, lifeless and I donno … some adjective …!!

I was thinking of cleaning my room but couldn’t, had to arrange my wardrobe but didn’t.
Had to finish project also, but all files were on the Hard Disk.

It’s funny how lifeless things dissemble your life. Man is under the false impression that he’s ruling the word with gadgets. Actually these gadgets are ruling him.

All of us are addict to some thing, viz. sutta, daaro, cricket, football … just name one.

But one addiction is common among all of us, (all IIITians at least) n i.e. computer(internet).

Now what…
Well!! Till my PC gets well, I’ll hang out with the lab PC.


PS :-

1. Not going to write the full batch trip report again.

2. Have been super vella last two days.

3. F**king cold is not leaving me. Why my body is celebrating Christmas at the peak of summer.

4. What else … nah !! nothing …

Saturday, April 21, 2007

मेरी पचास्वी पोस्ट !!

please note :-
use Internet Explorer for better view.

और इस तरह मेरा ५० वा ब्लोग पूरा होता है।
गूगल और ब्लॉगर.कॉम को धन्यवाद मुझे हिंदी मैं अपनी ५०व ब्लोग पूरा कर्पाने का मौका मिल।
कुछ मात्राओं कि गड़बड़ है, बुत ठीक इंजन बनाया है।
अगली पोस्ट मैं बैच ट्रिप कि एक्सक्लूसिव कवरेज। तब तक के लिए

ब्ब्य ... !!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

itz me!! -2

I had never been a famous guy in school, not very studious either. Were never a good player and I don’t remember, me winning any recognizable prize, other than some drawing or fancy dress (:D) competition. I use to envy those topper guys and gals, use to wonder, how they manage to get so good marks and perform on stage etc etc etc …

I never touched the 90% figure, even crossed 80% twice in my whole school life. All in all, an average student (yah!! That what people use to call me). Never regretted me being an average, coz there were guys who use to fail in class, at lest I was not one of them :D.

Just before coming to IIIT, I won my first prize in a city level competition, unfortunately wasn’t there to receive it :( (was @ IIIT).

Some how, I managed to take admission here. And first time I regretted that why I was not a 90+. Almost every one here was topper of their school. At the time of healthy interaction, some seniors made fun of my “academic achievements”. They said I won’t survive here. Well!! They were more experienced then me, I was worried, I was so sure that I won’t be able to clear the first sem. But by the grace of almighty, I got through the first sem, apparently with OK grade.

But the average tag didn’t leave me here, still I m average here, and I don’t regret being the one.


PS :-
  1. Some days are not yours, well!! 2nd of April, was such a day for me.
  • Mamu said I have to give presentation before end sem (Aarrgh!!).
  • Got f****d really bad in Interhouse Antakshari (I was suppose to good at this one thing at least).
  • Messed up my solo dance (prelims went better then finals).
  • some blah blah reasons …
But who cares, at least I made a debut in solo competition, on the stage.


2. Exams from 9th, don't know the syllabus yet (A typical IIITian).

3. This is my 49th(published) post ..... 50th will be a bye bye blogger.com post .

4. There are many drafts which never got public. Before I leave IIIT, they may get lucky.

5. All the best for the exams n yah!! Happy studying.