This is called an awesome night.

Date :- 8/10/2006 time:- 11:00 PM
Well it all starts with a wake up call from chauhan. He commanded me to cancel my dinner (it was canceled though)

So, cutting long story short we went to pizza hut. I had great time n 10 pieces of pizza , thanks to our sponsors turbo , harry n saini.

Ya! I forgot to mention one thing, saw one of my frnd’s … there with some other guy. Ch ch ch poor man …. (not my frnd the other guy :p)

Some of our seniors were also there … I mean the first year alumni. Well they were enjoying with there old buddies so, we chose not to interrupt.

They are Office dudes now. But one thing I noticed that some of them have put on weight. I mean they were looking healthy as compared to how they were at IIIT.

What does this implies?

@nks theory says:- IIIT suck you blood more then the boss of you company.

He he he !!Hey, I got distracted from the main path.

So, what I was saying … ya !! well, we had dinner. Akash, reminded us about the dandiya n garba thing.

We thought, actually me n akash though that we’ll finish this fast and then will leave to IIIT.

But, reverse happned … :(

We managed to reach IIIT at 10:30 PM. Guys n gals were dancing on some panjabi number.

And some thing worse happned , I was there standing under the basket holding my stomach n cursing my self for having 1 extra piece.

But even pain couldn’t prevent me from dancing when I saw dancing divas with dandiyas.

Last line went little too mendaciously.

Actually my ache was temporary, n vanished after some time.

So, me n akash entered the crowed, n started throwing our hand n lags in random direction.

But the best part came at the end, when I played dandiya.

This is the place where I should mention that ….

I m very thankful to Sugandh n his team for organizing dandiya and garaba night. It was awesome…

And thanks to pinky for teaching me some steps. :)

And in the final concentric-bi-circular dance, I got chance to dance with my dream …… :-“>.

Don’t ask me who is she…… !! keep guessing though :p !!

Is there anything left to mention ... i don't any one would have read it till here ...

If you are reading this ... then ... thanx for your patience :) !!

n me signing off with this super short note.....

tada :-h

felicity !!

This design came to my mind juss now. so did ctrl+C frm mind n Ctrl+V in paint brush.
........

this is not done !!

Blogging after a long pause. Went home, blogspot got blocked n assignments of microcontroller … n blah blah blah .. lots n lots of reasons. But past few days something happened which forced me to fetch some time to write.

I guess many human beings had already presented their views bout it. Here is my point of view, about ragging issue:

I hope u guys have got my point. ( samjhne vale samajh gaye hain jo na samjhe vo DISCO hai ). I too feel, the measure taken by the management, bout this ragging issue are much worse than their sin (if it’s called so).

Last word: Relations with 1^st yr won’t be same as they use to be before.

We’ll miss you guyzz !!

me photu-grapher !!

well,
there is a proverb in hindi .. it goes like " bander ke haat main sheesha " dont kno english version .. :D

this is like i got cam-cell. these pics r my work ... he he !!

in this post m not goin to bore u guyzz wid my stupid ideas n so called PJs , coz these pictures speak them selves ..

so go ahead !!....

















I dont think this bulidind need introduction....

















the place in campus were people enjoy sitting outside then inside ....
















sports village ..... frm terrace of OBH















sunrise from ....

















sunset at .........
















I juss like this pic dont kno why !!





Now here is some brain work for you ...


guess wht is this thing ??

















which place is this ??

















guess in which wing n which floor the photogarapher is standing ?
xtra rewards to guess the room

picture story !!!

Let me have the privilege to introduce you to the characters of this story

THE GOOD

THE BAD



KESER



CHAUHAN

&

SACHAAN

it was a just a usual day .. oops did I just say day .. sorry, my mistake, actually it was night.

We guys were doing so called BC n stuff.

Like teasing akash,

making food at Mess

n washing clothes …

Hey who let this pic enter here!! Its highly restricted area for such stuff.

The pic above might be some one's photshop works . i dont wash clothes !! well .... whatever

lets go in with our story

So , sica came into my room(with his Reshamiya looks) . n said

"Abe ek ultimate phodu idea aaya hai !! (hey!! I got an awesome idea) why not we guys go to that santro rock at top of the hill, n become the first IIITian to xplore that place "

well m not sure that we were first or not but I kinda like tht like

hobit said :-

" Whatever I m not intreasted !!"

raghu said:-

"Are you nuts you are going to climb that thing, its f**king risky!!"

I said :-

"@ hobit - you go n do fire in the hole :p

@raghu - What is risk ? … ha ha ha !!

We are goin guyzz !! "

So , we … means .. me , sica, keser n chauhan .left early morning …

..

Annnn….. actually it late evening … well who care !!

So after facing lots n lots of difficulties .. (sry cant show all those pictures, images might be harmful for kids !!)

We finally arrived at the rock.

But we got stuck. How to climb the rock …

sica said :-

"He he he !! tell me .. how u gonna climb this thing up ."

keser said :-

"Let me do some thing ."

And soon keser build a stone staircase.

But still he wasn’t able to reach the enough height. Just then by the mercy of god, four stone guys (we found them on stone!!) came to help us.

So, here we are!! At the top of santro rock !!

Yhe !! IIITians rocks … at the rock.

So happy ending of my story !!

"Hey where’s my part !!"

well … no bad guyzz in my story :p !!

and you got the party na !!

Njoy !! cheers !!

whats up doc ? whats cooking ?

Here is the story of our khichari(actually was tehri or can say pulao). As any usual day, me, kesar, chauhan n bajpai were having Yuktahar. Food was okish(tell u the truth, we were eating coz we had paid the money ). Anyways, we saw some of our great seniors making rotis, and then some of the gals from our batch also joined in. The young blood in our body also jumped, we should also do something. Then chauhan forced me to go to vinayak ji n ask him if we can help n I did. And, we end up with a promise of coming next day n making khichari.

So, breaking thy habit, I woke up at 10.00 n made sure that all others are on the planet, took shower, got dressed & left exactly at 11.00. The three crooks, oops sorry, the three cooks, on our mission, arrived at the war land. There were lots of vegetables and other stuff to fight against us. But knifes were on our side. Then the war started, we all fought bravely, cutting each n every rotten part of vegetables, we cleared our way to presser cooker. But we were weak coz there were no spices on our side. We had just salt, red chili & turmeric powder, rest all already left (u know what I mean). But we didn’t loose hope n continue fighting. After putting the remains of vegetables in cooker we closed the top & did same to the rice after some time.

But the war wasn’t over then, coz we had to feed the civilians. We waited for rice to get cooked, n we waited n waited ….., but nothing happed , centuries passed but nothing happened ( we broke the record of Birbal anyways), people were starving to death. Then vinayak ji rose from the background with a bigger stove with him. Bingo, we creaked the nut.

When pulao was about to serve, I was kinda worried. What if the vegetables haven’t died? What if they had poisoned the rice? But god is great every one liked our pulao.

And hence great great @nks had once again saved the day ( with the help of his frnz !!).

ass-ingments !!

( This story is based on a True incident and it is related to living or dead person !!)

Using short terms for long words isn’t a new habit. So is the case with IIIT guyz. But some times it creates such n amusing situation that you can’t hold your laugh. I thought of writing this blog long before. But didn’t have that much gut to use, some should not kind of words. But some force inside me telling me that people need to know the truth. It is my duty to serve my nation by revealing all the hidden truth and dark secretes in the chest of weirdo’s mind. Ok I won’t bore you any longer, going straight to the incident.

In first year we guys use to get a lot of assignments, specially “C”. Normally 90% of the batch made folder named ass1, ass2, …. for saving assignments in 205. The thing I want to convey is ass was short form for assignment.

So, there’s my friend (cant use name, security purpose J ) say Mr. Y . He has done the assignment with a little golmaal(SCP n stuff – u know). So, when he showed his assignment to one tutor say Mr. Z, he caught him n refused to accept his assignment. Now, Mr. Y, totally frustrated writes a mail to other tutor (who has a soft corner for him) telling bout what has happened to him. See what he wrote.

Dear Sir,

I was wondering if you could help out of this problem. Actually, yesterday I showed my ass to Mr. Z. After examining it, I don’t know why, but he refused to accept it. He was claming that the ass wasn’t mine. But, I swear, that ass was mine, I didn’t even have a look at other’s ass. He was saying that I will not get marks for my ass in future.

Please help me out with it. I am ready to show my ass to any one. I can prove that this ass is mine. I didn’t take anyone else’s.

Yours faithfully

Mr. Y

This post of mine is deeply regretted.

Robocamp: my comments on volunteers !!

So, finally it's over. Ya, I m talking about Robocamp.

After 4 fussy days, here I m ultimately sitting on my chair n writing this ie. my comments on all the volunteers involved in the workshop.

Kriti Garg : I think without her this workshop wouldn’t be possible. I use to think that every one in the world has a threshold of doing work. After crossing that limit every one goes mad. But I think god has forgotten to set that threshold limit for her. I have always seen her working, with a smile on her face.

Saini : He was most appreciated guy during the whole workshop, n he deserves that. You should have listened to the clap when his name was called upon the stage for certificate.

Sugandha : This guy took care of every stuff (specially gals ;) – according to one feedback we got). If Kirti was brain he was cerebral cortex of administrative volunteers because if anything is to be done, there are two names to be called either Kirti or Sugandh.

G Anand : The microcontroller champ. This guy has a lot of stamina to listen to the weird ideas of groups’ n them making program for it. If he wouldn’t be they I guess half the projects couldn’t have worked.

Aziz : you can interpret his dedication by knowing the fact that he met an accident a day or two before and sow him still working today with a bandage on his hand.

KTN : who patiently listened to the problems n solved then out (found on feedback wall).

And also he was taking care of all the non-male tyros of robotics (he he he !! competition to sugandh).

And also I should not forget the contribution of vidhyasagar (for media coverage) n jagpreet. Because of these five(kirti, vidyasagar, jagpreet, sugandh, aziz), everything went so smoothly.

And our friends rishi , ankul and ankur they did a great job, they all were so dedicate to there work. Specially handa, he came for the workshop even he was sick.

Because of the efforts of all of these guys (and me :D) n people I forgot to mention, this workshop became a huge success.

Ps: All those who applied for voulnteership n didn't come are not going to get their T'shits >:p .

seriously there where doulble the people enrolled. but at the time of work they just vanished. Is this is what we are here for ?

I m preparing the small report of the workshop will be up by tonight :D.

its raining men !! :D

Today! After 4 months of hard work, we finally made Handa to give us treat. Everything was going well; we had awesome dinner at olive garden with soothing view ;-). Except some minor incidents but that doesn’t matter. And we got 10% discount also!! But, as we came out, a tiny water droplet landed on my cheek. “Hmm.. so its going to rain” I said.

I wish time have stopped at that moment. Coz, just after I finished my sentence Akash made a wish that he wants to see flood once in his life. I didn’t remember the actual words he said, but who cares. The important thing is his wish came true.

Well, some how we managed to get an auto (Getting an auto back to Gachibowli at 10+ and that on a rainy day … oops I mean night, is like getting water in the middle of sahara). We thought our problems are solved but it was the beginning. So we four cursed guys – me, chauhan, keser n handa choose an auto with broken wiper n was been driven by a Telgu guy who doesn’t understand Hindi or English. U might ask why the hack we took such vehicle, well it was night so we didn’t see the wiper (like we check it always), and then money talk is the only language which every one understand, so we didn’t recognize his unawareness of Hindi n also we were in hurry yaar!!.

Then we were on the road, every thing was clear but the front glass of auto. The road view was so blurred that street light and vehicle’s head light were looking no different. And our great great auto vale bhaiya was driving with speed of light (Note:- its just an expression, no one can drive with speed of light because it will break Einstein’s law, and I don’t want be accused of breaking any thing :p) hmm.. where was I, ya! in the auto. Well as I told you we were not able to communicate with that guy, so we were just praying that we could reach our hostel safely, so that we can see face of our beloved Mr. BLN again :p.

So here came, kondapur half of this nightmare is over. Hey rewind rewind rewind !! I guess I forgot some thing. Haan… I saved keser’s head, how may time do I have to tell these kids don’t hang your head out of moving vehicle, its really dangerous, (someone might get hurt if your head hit that poor guy :p) you might not be able to were cap, goggles n all other stuff’s! rite , so be care full next time. Anyways I pulled him in, and pushed chauhan out :D! but that’s a different matter.

Annn… where did I left? Ya! We crossed kondapur n were heading towards out ultimate destination! The way was no cushy. But we were fighting with the winds na na na … storm aaannnn no no no ya cyclones, n were facing the arrows falling from the sky. Every one was tired, they were loosing there strength, handa was about to fall. “Buck up solider ! you r not going to fall, not now not today” I said. And then I came into the form, n took command from that moron driver. And after fighting with lots of troubles, I finally managed to save all of us! Then every one said in one voice: - “ gr8 gr8 @nks has did it again, he saved the day… oops I mean night”

I guess last paragraph went little filmy, well we arrived safely, I missed my meeting, we went to the terrace enjoyed rain and now here I am sneezing, n rubbing my nose. And sitting in front of my pc doing nothing more than wasting my time writing this crap :D.

Well I remember few witty comments of chauhan , forgot to mention :-

1. yaar hande!! Yhe to kaise treat di humko, hum to thik hai, but bhagvan ka pet kharab ho gaya.
2. Hmm.. ab main itna bheeg chukka hoon ki hostel jaa ke do hi cheez mujhe bacha sakti hai ya to daaro ya paaro (yhe comment mere dwara edit ker diya gaya hai is main paroo ki jagah haamare chahete …… ka naam tha :p)!!

Ok then!! Story’s over :D

A new but decent logo for IIIT

my innovative work !! hope u like it :)

project shroject hayoo rabaa !!

Confused!! As I was and will always be. After busting my ass for three day, finally I managed to get a project under Dr. M. B. S. Can u believe it, having hard time to get project under him. It’s “hardware implementation of Digital Down Converter using Verilog”. Sounds grievous, hunn? To me at least, it does.
Anyways, I got the project but don’t know, whether I’ll be able to complete it or not. It looks more close to Communication rather than VLSI. I may be wrong, but still. Akash had succeeded in his attempts to convince me that it’s more of VLSI then communication. But still I have doubts in my mind.
There’s a proverb in hind “okhli main sar diya hia to moosal se kya derna”. Let’s see how this step turns out.
Few lines which Sica forces me to listen all the time are now making sense to me.
“Be yourself is all that you can do!!”

So, being my self, doing what is up to my limitations and hoping for the best!!

new symbol of IIIT

A little witty logo for IIIT !!


observe intimately !! ;)
raghu's idea !!!

some clarification on my previous post(pay-package formula)

It’s good to see someone write about your post, n that in IIIT Buzz. I saw comment and thought of clarify the doubts in this post.

Fist of all in the equation

Package = f(CGPA, knowledge, personality) + g(CGPA, luck, time) + c

“f” is a linear function. But the coefficient of the variables varies form company to company. And its non-causal, because this function is solely depend on the person concern.
“g” is a random process as I mentioned , or else we can say it’s a non-linear n causal function its value could be negative or positive.
“c” is same as before.

About Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle:
Its states that "The more precisely the POSITION is determined, the less precisely the MOMENTUM is known"

Here we can apply it on “g” as:
The more the value of luck affect the value of g, the less the value of CGPA, and the vice versa.

It is not an uncertainty in determining the value of “g” but the uncertainty in the effect of those two variables on the equation.



Now about the comments

@ ak_84:- your comment was sort of favoring my equation.
But about time, I think it counts, because as time passes the economical environment, the number of job offers, the policies of company changes. And there r lots of factors which directly or indirectly affect the package depend on time.

@ halley:-as u said that attitude should be included as an independent variable. Actually “f” here is linear function of personality and attitude is sort of variable of personality ,

f= x*personality + y*f(CGPA, knowledge)

Where , personality = a*Attitude + b*p(other variables)

ð f = x*a*Attitude + x*b*p(other variables) + y*f(CGPA, Knowledge)

hence , package is indirectly a direct function of Attitude.

I guess all the questions are been answered, any further quarries will be welcomed.
n thanx a lot for giving your precious to my post !!!

equation of job !!!

This is too much for me. Three posts in the same day.
Actually, the comment of Mr. Cipher forced me to write it.

He mentioned an equation:

Package = F[CGPA]

Where F is a random process. But he forgot to include one most important variable i.e. time, which should always be present in a random process.

neways , he unintentionally suggested me , a good toic to write on..

So, here is my equation of offered package:

Package = f(CGPA, knowledge, personality) + g(CGPA, luck, time) + c

Where,

CGPA- u know

Knowledge - knowledge of stuff

Personality – ur physical appearance , ur communication skills etc .

f- is a function with all these 3 variable , m working on the exact equation using past yrs figures.

g- is a random variable , which changes with time n luck.

c- is a constant which is added buy the institutes prestige (u can say it is the threshold of job package)say some 2 lac

in “f“ the share of CGPA is about 15%

the share of Knowledge is 55 %

the share of Personality is 30%

where as in “g” share of CGPA decrease as the luck increases

but totally random as time increases or decrease

placement - 2006 !!!

m not use to write blogs !! but somethin inside me is forcin me to write one .

u must hav read the placement reprot of dis year , by gautam . it is the first time i saw de xact figures wid CG . n its quit relieving tht many guyz got better job then the da person havin better CG then them.

i use think , tht CG is to differentiate between the smart n less smart ppl . but, i was so wrong, its true tht best CG got best job . but its not a linear relation ship .

i was pissed off last night , because of my ADC marks . i was thinkin tht m good for nothin , but thanx to gautam ,

this remind me one thing wht handa said tht study for knowledge , not for CG . may be his philosophical thoughts hav weigth. neways i wont bore u nemore , so if ne first yrs r readin this then one sandesh for them-
i hav no tips to convey , coz m still watin for mine :p, so just study , njoy - 30:70, coz these day will make ur golden memories ...
for da ppl who hav less CG - remember CG dosent metter :)

IIIT from heaven

IIIT from Heaven (courtesy - GoogleEarth)

IIIT wid GMC Baloyogi Stadium

Sports Village...

Our beloved OBH

NBH with GH n GHEB

Our beloved Main Building

the Corporate Schools n our Library

full view of IIIT

IIIT along with GMC Balyogi stadium n Sports village