mega micro party !!

yah yah !!
i know it's little late for a post bout microsoft party .. but I wasn't at the institute past 2 days ... anyways i got the chance to be there courtesy our seniors @ Microsoft .....


The party started with boring fatte of some guy , Jimmi Moses i guess .


we weren't listening to him anyways .... obviously checking out the crowd :D . Can't u figure it out from Hobbit's face !!



n yah !! also the food stalls !!
Hey !! don't get bluffed by the number of dish table .. every table contains same set of dished ;) !!



But the Party came to its full swing, when shaan came on the stage ......


n i was this close to him ... !!
n thts not my hand .. m not tht mad bout celebrities ... :D !!


For me !! the party started when the DJ came on the stage ... he wasn't awesome .. but okish ..
anyways ... who cares what song DJ is playing when you are on dance floor .. rite ??





And here is Mr. Hobbit after a blooper .... I would love to but cant talk bout it here . But it made us and other to "lol" n hobbit to "col" he he he :p !!

All in all a party which you starts like this ....


And end like this ...

adios !!


My present status :-

• Got f****d really bad in CN quiz ...
• This BTP thing is killing me ....
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• so many projects .... to do this sem ....
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• The only thing i m enjoying @ campus is the dance worshop....
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• saw Dhoom-2 again ....
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• ok i said before, i wont follow this thing of PS sheepishly .... but wht the hell .... :D !!

Random post .. random poem .. n blah blah blah !!

I never favored random posts .. its like u don’t have to say any thing still you are rambling utter crap …

(Hey !! I do it everytime !!)

Anyways, in this post I swear to god I’ll not make u endure my excursive idea.

(yhe !! no one saw my crossed fingers !! )

It’s been long since I wrote anything … by anything I mean anything sensible.

Don’t remind me bout exams. Coz what I write on answer sheet is barely apprehensible to me. God knows how the examiner understands it.

Hey! I promised that I won’t write anything other than crap … come on it’s a random post for heaven’s sake!

My, connection got disconnected … connection .. I mean my cell phone. Well, my net was also down for 2 days .. by grace of our great new sys admin. And now this, me! the poor lazy thing have to go, all the way to Abids to get my phone in working condition back.

What else should be included in a random post …

A senti poem …

Once upon a time when I
Was looking at the sky
I saw clouds hissing
Thundering n pissing
A drop fall into my eye
I said – “why god why?”
Suddenly I heard a sound-
“Hey u !! At the ground
U r so ungrateful dammit !!
Should thank me that clouds don’t shit.”

So shitty … I mean senti poem …

I guess enough of boredom for u guyzz today ..

Anyways, not getting more ideas for this random post …

So, signing off ….

tada !!

oath for IIITians !!

As Jivan Vidhya is been made compulsory for the incoming students to IIIT. I think there should also be an oath taking ceremony for them after completion of course. So, I thought of some important points n wrote them down. If u guyz have any more then plz plz …. plz plz plz comment them!!

So , here it goes :


I, Champak Lal Bhumiya solemnly pledge myself to consecrate my 4 years to IIIT.

I’ll respect all of my respected teachers, will not!! Definitely not!! Imitate them!!
I’ll do all my assignments by myself n will never type SCP on keyboard again n always avoid group “teeping “.
I’ll never mess with the mess guy!! Sorry Aunty!! Even if they serve me, half backed flour instead of chapatti n some semi solid yellowish thing instead of curry.
I’ll always obey our great G4S guys, Sleeping around the campus (did I say sleeping!! ohh no no no … actually screening each n every one’s ID, except non-student!! obviously)
I’ll not give my friends bumps on their birthdays, (because if not today then may be tomorrow but your turn is going to come).
I’ll make MIT website as my Home page n will everyday read biography of at least one turing award winner!!
And the last one I’ll never ever play music with sound in hostel!!

Amen

wht is love !!

I asked a question to some celebrities: WHAT is Love?? pyar kya hai ??
See what reply I got...

Manmohan singh : soniya ji se pooch ker bataoonga !!

Laloo Yadav : are humse pooch rahe hai !! yhe 9 baccha kahan se aaya , bataiye to zara ??

Atal Bihali : are agar ............................ humko pata hota !!............................................to abhi tak kuvare hote kya !!

Siddu : love my friend is like a ball, you have to play carefully till it becomes old.




Then i asked some of my friends

Turbo : aann... sone de yaar, verna kal phir class miss ho jayegi.

Handa : abe tere pass aur koi kaam nahi hai kya. $%@#%@%#@$%

Jaiswal : are hum bole to the!! tum hamesha bool kyu jaate hoo ?

Ganand : What ?? kya ?? hunn…?? Blogs !!

Keser : well Daalmakhini n second my PC !!

Sica : abe frustoo hai kya !!

Akash : my cell definitely !!



Some of our beloved profs :-

Our former Dean : have you even opened the MIT site? Read …….writter’s ……….book. you ppl never think bout studies …….. always ………. Goes on n on !!

Mr. Director : first complete you Jivan Vidhya, then ask such philosiphical questions!

Dr. M B S : Excellent !!

N finally,

Dr. Rammurthi : How bout you?




as evey one is writing PS, so .......


i wont follow them sheepishly :p !!

juss aiwai !!!

Mr. James Blunt knows the actuall condion of me. Thts why he sang this song just for me!!
cant sing for ya !! so njoy readin !!

My life is
brilliant.
My life is brilliant
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.

@nks : (Damm shure !! )

She
smiled at me on the subway.

@nks : well not xactly subway but lot of ppl pass frm thr !!

She was with another man.

@nks : unfortunatly tht's true ...

But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause
I've got a plan.

@nks : ya !! seriuosly ..

You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's
true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I
don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be
with you.

@nks : bitter truth of life !!

Yes, she caught my eye,
As we walked
on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking
high,
And I don't think that I'll see her
again,

@nks : this part is not true actually

But we shared a moment that will last 'till the
end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in
a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

La la la
la la la la la la

You're beautiful. You're
beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.

There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she
thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to
face the truth,
I will never be with you.

@nks : haaye bederd zamaana !!

desperate to fall in love !!

Read some one's blog just now. Oh my god, how could some one be so sweet , so innocent , so loving , so caring, so..... ( vocabulary problem). I mean I never thought that she would fall for a geek like him. I hate those guys who were making fun of her ( should say their) feelings , I even hate my self for this … how could I be such a ....... moron , idiot, jerk ....

I should have read that much before satirizing it. I feel so ..... no words .

Hey sorry dude ,what ever I said I never meant it. You know me.

signing off with one last sentence (desperate to fall in love !!)

shortest blog !!

thts it !! its over

dont read this post !!

Plz don’t read this.

Come on da !! m telling ya , u’ll find nothing in it.

You are not listening to me. I swear, there’s nothing in this post.

Still you are reading. Is it that hard to understand what I am saying.

See, still not listening. Ok go ahead waste your time.

Why should I care bout it ? look I am not saying anything. But you !! you are continuously reading this piece of mud.

Well I lost, I cant convince you. It is impossible to convince you. Hey, is there any one who can make this chap stop reading this .

no one !! hunn ???

Ok enough is enough!! I’ll count till 10 n hope you would have stopped by then.

Start

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10…

Onnnhh !! still there. You are so adamant. What should I do to make u leave reading this post.

Well m not doing any thing.

You go ahead. Keep on reading it.

I m leaving, I wish I would be able to see your face, when you realize that you had wasted your 10 min unnecessarily.

Well I told ya before.

He he he !!!

Take care :p

First encounter with the world!!!

In hindu puranas(“Garunprana” to be more precise) it is mentioned that a baby before being born remembers about his previous life, n talks to god on daily basis.

So, I just thought of narrating his first encounter with the world! Enjoy!!!

“Eeehh!! Whose there? Who’s bugging me at this time of day or night, whatever? It’s time for a short nap. Hey! Come on! Stop pushing me. I am not in a queue for cinema tickets. Stop it! Will you.”

God’s voice, “It’s time son!”

“Time! Time for what?”

God, “Time for you to go out and see the world.”

“aannn! But I don’t want to.”

God, “you have to go.”

“Hey God! Please, don’t do this to me. Hey! Listen, hello! Hello! ….. ohhww baby!”

“ok, ok, ok! Easy mister, careful! Hey, hey, hey! Don’t push so hard! My legs are delicate. You know!

Wow! What is that? Is it white light? Haven’t seen this color since nine months, correct me if I m wrong. It’s too bright. Hey! Does someone have goggles? I am not use this much brightness, you know! “Ray ban” will do? Hey is any one listening to me.

Yakkk! Man I stink! Stink like, like I m covered with ……. Shiiiiiiiitttttt! Oh my god! This is worse than that. Hey u! Ugly uncle! Come one, take me out quickly, and let me take a shower. This is what happens when u doesn’t bath for this long. Nine long months without foment.

Like it was yesterday, when I was driving my car “Too Fast Too Furious” and then Baaaam! And now, I m here, with my head being pulled by an ugliest guy in this universe, and few creepy creatures looking at me, like I m “Master Youda” form “stars wars”.

Wait man! Let me say good bye to my home sweet womb! Oh bye, bye sweetie! I’ll miss you always. U had taken a good care of me. Fed me, protected me, blah, blah ….

Oh! I can’t control my self. Oooaaaahh !! Oooaaahh!! Oooaaahh!! (this is the actual reason, why child cry as soon as they comes out ;)! )

Hey u! Don’t touch my food pipe. Hey u! You, with that knife in hand. I dare you, don’t come near me. This is only source of my energy. Please Stoooooopppppp……!!

Oww boy! What’s happening? I m loosing my memory! What is ssss…sssssssss …. Ga…gaa…..goo…..goo….goo…..! Oooaaahh !! Oooaaahh!! Oooaaahhh!! ”

Doctor, “Congratulation! Madam! Or should I say mom?”

me nerd !! ha ha ha

Just went through this weird test found link on pramodh’s blog , n see what I got ,

Can u believe it, at least I can’t. They are calling me super nerd, me!!!

This what the result reads …

"

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

8% scored higher (more nerdy), and
92% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now !!!. "

n ya I did this whole thing very honestly. Still can’t believe.

Some one please brings this in notice of our porfs. May be they’ll get impress n my chance of getting starve of better grades fulfilled would increase.

And the one more n most important thing thing, can anyone tell me how to apply for professorship at MIT :p.

movie stars after 20 years !!!

Manisha koirala

pretty preety

Ash

Mr. Bacchan

Akshay Kumar

Amisha patel

Karina Kapoor

Anupam kher

Ajay Devgan

A.R Rahman

rekha- the ever gree

@nks theory of ray-line!!!

Have u ever seen a ribbon, must have, so think about an infinitely long ribbon. There are infinite many such ribbons. Swinging in different direction, but mind it “not random”.
Take these ribbons as a plane path. Like a bridge without any support, got it! Now try to recall your geometry lessons. Here I m showing new definition of some terms:-

Point – a newly born child.
Line – living being (female can be extend from both side , both ends r same)
Ray – living being (male can be extend from one side only , ends r different)
Length of line – present age of the being
Path – life of being
Width of path – max length of line

Birth of point:-
Let me start it from the birth of the point (Let me mention here that I’ll use the geometrical interpretation only). Every one knows that when two lines intersect they generate a point. But here no two lines intersect only a ray n a line can intersect. How will this happen? The answer is, only when the paths intersect, and like the opposite poles attract, opposite paths (paths with line n ray) will intersect only. Intersection of path give rise to a new path which is merely random (random in the sense for line or ray) this will decide the future of the point generated, whether I’ll grow into a line or a ray.

Development of point:-
As I mentioned before the growth of point will be decided buy its path. So as the time passes the point will move forward in its path. This motion is random, either incautious or wise. But as the length of line (or ray) increase the random ness decreases. It hits the wall of its path many times, but then continues moving. The other paths also affect its motion, how? That I’ll discuss later.

Death of the line (or ray):-
When the length of a line (or ray) becomes comparable to the width of path. It starts getting stuck sometime, during its motion. And then when the length become exactly same then during its motion it’ll get stuck there forever. This stops the growth of the line (or ray).


There r lots of attributes of this theory to be explained. But due to time shortage. I m stopping here, will explain them in next post. Please write in your comments, it would be of great help for me.
Thanks a lot for spending your time reading this post .