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Interns in UG2k4!!

Summer of 07 is here, most of my batch mates are either doing intern at some company or doing RESEARCH (like me) staying back at institute. Let’s have a look who got in where.

Google (25k pm)Hyd – saurabh, yash, sowmya

Yahoo (20 k pm) B’lore– Vajpai

Sarnoff (20k pm) B’lore:- PawnD, priyanka etc.

Microsoft (15 k pm)Hyd – sica, harry, tyagi, hah!b33t, anushree and two other guys

GE (10.5k pm) B’lore:- chauhan, vidyadhari , pinky etc.

Amazon (10k pm)Hyd:- Ranjai , singla etc.

HP B’lore :- Dhruvan, Haritha and Rakesh.

Honeywell B’lore :- Naveen, Chetan and geetika

Connexant (*10k pm)Hyd :- Kashi

Pramiti (6k pm)Hyd :- G2, prasanna

Redpine (5k pm)Hyd :- Ganand

Cair(center for artificial intelligence and robotics) B’lore :- handa

Some guys went overseas

Like Nageshwar :- google (100k pm)

Anil neelakanti:- joanneum, Austria

* Not sure

I might have forgotten to mention many names. Leave you comment if there’s any correction.

PS: - UG2k4 ………… Rocks …!! (The default dialogue)

PS: -- People leaving, me sleeping and …… life’s not happening.

PS: --- Ate at mess after 15 days, food was actually good. (Have I lost sense to taste?)

PS: ---- Song of the day: - Sean Paul – Temperature

PS: ----- Going home of 10^th. (Yeepieee !!)

Girls' relationship with guys!!

Disclaimer :- This piece is take from a forwarded mail, not my conception. So, you can't held me responsible for any ... u know wht ... !!


Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that
gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency
of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around
with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a
ready reckoner for you:



Just a friend
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I
need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she
might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless
fellow.Hmmph!).


Good Friend
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try
using you when I really need you.
Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



Very good friend
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on
someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is
not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me
anymore.
And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



Best Friend
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to
take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have
fun ..
Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having
fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends.
We should remain friends
Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



Best of the Bestest Friends
Ok now you are really special. You are
dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You
can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she
drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend
who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you
earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.
Shekhar this is Rahul,
he is my bestest friend".
Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.




Boyfriend
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone.


For all Rahul type guys... Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta.
And about Maya... and about Tina also...

This will open Shilpa's eyes!!!!


PS :- sorry himank cant write post on that tag. (lill too personal!!)
PS :-- Temperature increasing day by day.(So do my frustooness!!)
PS :--- Send a tullu mail from handa's account. (Wht an achievement !!)
PS :---- 4 IIIM-A selections. (gg IIITians!!)
PS :----- Its 4:50 AM in the morning still not sleepy. ( have become f***in OWL!!)
PS :------ so called song of the day or say week - "Hilary Duff - Beat Of My Hear".

there is no title !!

sitting in CVEST .. doing nothing .. have to finish mamu's project ...

well,

nothing good to do,
so i'll do what i can do
But what i can do
is what people don't want me to do

Since i have nothing else to do
so, i'll do what i wanna do
and you can stop me to do
what i am going to do

ohh poor you ...


shitty poem no. whatever ...

I live in OBH
UG-2k4 is my batch
My institute is IIIT
Oh no no no it’s IIIT-H


shitty poem no. whatever + 1 ...

Yesterday I had a match
Had a great game
But missed a crucial catch
The result,
my body need to starch
n my trousers need a patch.


blah blah !!

pc .... still not working ..
lab ... nice AC ..
life .. still sucking ..
girls . enough of this topic ..
home .. missing a lot ..
DND ... missing that status msg ..
bc .... its only left in life ..


when we were kids ...
...
...
...
...
well now we are not ..
so, just leave it..

mmm... la la la ... na na na
ta da ra da da ra pa ma ta ra ..
ti di di di idili ti li hi ri
nooo na nooo na noo ... na ra ne na ... !!

mmm.... what ..
was just singing in my head .. !!


ok ok ok...
don,t close you browser ...
m leaving any ways...

hunnh... !! earthlings ... !!

He is no more !!

Today was no different then other days, I woke up at or around 10 (11.30 to be precise). Brush my teeth ,did … stuff and sat in front of my PC to do usual BC.

Then it happened,

I click the power button, but... no response, he was life less. I click again and again and again but no sign of life.

Holy shit! What m I gonna do? What m I gonna …

But, there was nothing left.

Suddenly, my room started looking like a graveyard to me. Every thing was looking dull, down, lifeless and I donno … some adjective …!!

I was thinking of cleaning my room but couldn’t, had to arrange my wardrobe but didn’t.
Had to finish project also, but all files were on the Hard Disk.

It’s funny how lifeless things dissemble your life. Man is under the false impression that he’s ruling the word with gadgets. Actually these gadgets are ruling him.

All of us are addict to some thing, viz. sutta, daaro, cricket, football … just name one.

But one addiction is common among all of us, (all IIITians at least) n i.e. computer(internet).

Now what…
Well!! Till my PC gets well, I’ll hang out with the lab PC.


PS :-

1. Not going to write the full batch trip report again.

2. Have been super vella last two days.

3. F**king cold is not leaving me. Why my body is celebrating Christmas at the peak of summer.

4. What else … nah !! nothing …

मेरी पचास्वी पोस्ट !!

please note :-
use Internet Explorer for better view.

और इस तरह मेरा ५० वा ब्लोग पूरा होता है।
गूगल और ब्लॉगर.कॉम को धन्यवाद मुझे हिंदी मैं अपनी ५०व ब्लोग पूरा कर्पाने का मौका मिल।
कुछ मात्राओं कि गड़बड़ है, बुत ठीक इंजन बनाया है।
अगली पोस्ट मैं बैच ट्रिप कि एक्सक्लूसिव कवरेज। तब तक के लिए

ब्ब्य ... !!

itz me!! -2

I had never been a famous guy in school, not very studious either. Were never a good player and I don’t remember, me winning any recognizable prize, other than some drawing or fancy dress (:D) competition. I use to envy those topper guys and gals, use to wonder, how they manage to get so good marks and perform on stage etc etc etc …

I never touched the 90% figure, even crossed 80% twice in my whole school life. All in all, an average student (yah!! That what people use to call me). Never regretted me being an average, coz there were guys who use to fail in class, at lest I was not one of them :D.

Just before coming to IIIT, I won my first prize in a city level competition, unfortunately wasn’t there to receive it :( (was @ IIIT).

Some how, I managed to take admission here. And first time I regretted that why I was not a 90+. Almost every one here was topper of their school. At the time of healthy interaction, some seniors made fun of my “academic achievements”. They said I won’t survive here. Well!! They were more experienced then me, I was worried, I was so sure that I won’t be able to clear the first sem. But by the grace of almighty, I got through the first sem, apparently with OK grade.

But the average tag didn’t leave me here, still I m average here, and I don’t regret being the one.

PS :-

1. Some days are not yours, well!! 2^nd of April, was such a day for me.

• Mamu said I have to give presentation before end sem (Aarrgh!!).
• Got f****d really bad in Interhouse Antakshari (I was suppose to good at this one thing at least).
  
• Messed up my solo dance (prelims went better then finals).
  
• some blah blah reasons …

But who cares, at least I made a debut in solo competition, on the stage.


2. Exams from 9th, don't know the syllabus yet (A typical IIITian).

3. This is my 49th(published) post ..... 50th will be a bye bye blogger.com post .

4. There are many drafts which never got public. Before I leave IIIT, they may get lucky.

5. All the best for the exams n yah!! Happy studying.

itz me !! part -1

Disclaimer: - This bunch of words is what I feel. I don’t expect other to understand it. Or as I said in my previous post, I don’t give a crap.

It has been 1 and a half year since I started blogging. I remember the first day when I wrote my first post. I accept it was a piece of shit. But I was so excited (yah ! yah !!) that I send the link of my blog to my first yr friends. Hoping few words of appreciation (Ankit u ass!!). Well after reading the comments … I quit blogging. They were rite … I suck at English.

Well!! When I came to the institute, I landed in group 6 after the English test. I wanted to improve my language skills some how. I heard from people that writing improve your command on language then reading. And any ways, I was never friends with books. So thought of blogging, but idea dabbe main.

Hmm... well then!! till second year second sem I didn’t try to type blogger.com in my address bar!! But I use to check IIIT Blogroll daily. Till this time I didn’t think bout of blogging again, till Raghuram asked me to start writing. Few days after, I ultimately wrote a post but to be on a safer side that post consist of only pics, added my self to IIIT’s blogroll (yhee !!). And to my surprise, I actually got some positive comment. (Actually they were non-negative :D).

Any ways, that build my confidence and I wrote another post, this time in hindi (no need to mention why ?) :D. Well!! People were reading my posts and few where kind enough to leave their mark. Then I wrote a post in English (exactly after 1 year of my first post.). Well!! No comments this time, but the good thing is no comments (i.e. no negative comments)

Once I wrote a post on the formula for calculation of job package. It was buzzed in IIIT blogroll. It may not seem like a big achievement, but it was, for me at least.

Then, I wrote so many posts on various topics. Most of my posts were witty and sarcastic and some alag hatke. But was never dare enough to write bout my self, the part people don’t know. The part I usually don’t discuss with others.

Read posts of many guys who discuss what ever they feel, so honestly and openly. Since I m so close to my 50^th post, I thought even I should.(Going to leave blogger,com after that)

PS:-

• I m not blaming any one, just doing Airtel (Express myself!!).

• Please don’t mistake it to a success story (like GURU). :p

• Have solo dancing final today, wish me luck … (don’t think I have chance.)

• By the god’s grace, I got my LPC project presentation postponed (thanks to Malvika).

• Feel free to give positive negative and neutral comments.

pom pom poems !!

The outcome of my relaxing moments in CVEST.

1.

I’ve got caught

In IIIT’s trap

Look at me

Who don’t give a crap.

Institute has given me

An assignment-n-Project's wrap

But look at me

Who don’t give a crap.

I blog shitty poems

n some times do rap

Yah ! Look at me

Who don’t give a crap.

2.

You like rodents

Well I m a mice

You like ludo

Well I m a dice

If u have cream

I’ll add ice

Don’t say my poem sucks,

Coz it’s nice…

there are few more, but for the sake of my life ...... m not posting here

PS :-

• Got through the solo dance prelims, (surprisingly, I got highest point).

• 4 days wasted to derive a shit equation. And got imaginary value for time. (Research sucks …)

• Now a days, regretting my decision of taking ECE @ IIIT (CSE guys are getting all the opportunities ).

• Feeling lonely these days … (feeling … can’t reason with them).

Songs of the month ... !!

Punjabi :- Tere bin - Rabbi shergil

Telugu :- Rakhee Rakhee - Rakhee

Hindi :- main jahan rahoon - namaste london

English :- well there's a tie. b/w
Truly , madly, deeply - savage garden
n
Mr. Lonely - Akon / Bobby vinton

just cant get enough of these songs ...


PS:- Dont waste time, go n watch 300.
PS:-- BTP viva ... that day m gonna die in hell.
PS:--- one thing every one already know, Proposed Placement policy-2008 sucks.
PS:---- You can stop reading now.

VHDL class ... masti unlimited .. !!

a bore class + 3 creepy mind + pen + paper = a mail ....

here it is ..... in their own words .... default dialogues or undermentioned guys ..

Compiled sometime back in VHDL class.

Lord : well ....... !!

Rahul chauhan: Abe failao mat .

Akash: Abe yaar chot ho gayi ..

Harry : Are hum tumko bata rahe hai na .

Himanshu thapliyal : UNDERSTANDABLE.

Bipin : Actually.

Srihari: Thats What.

Jitu : Are de na.. ,,
Baans ho gaya,

Saini : oonnn (some musical tones).

Abhay: Abe g***d mat marao.

Kumar Gourab: Are kitna ho gaya(During exams)

Bajpai: POPL ho kya ?
aisa thodo hai !

Hobbit: Ankal,, Abe machao mat.

Rishi gupta:Kyaa Hai ... (when frustrated by manan and Saini)

Manan: Mere ko kuchh nahi pata(Jab usko kuchh karna tha aur usne nahi
kiya)

Abheet: Achha ye aise hotahai (Jab koi nayi cheez pata chale
Bond yaaar..

Malik: Abe kal subah paper hia aur abhi to kitab bhi nahi dekhi hai
(Before exam)
Abe c**d gayi (After exam)

Tyagi: Abe pehle mera Funda samajh.

Saurabh Agarwal: Abe coffe pine /Khana kahne chal raha hai kya?


Comipled by

Sandeep Saini
Abhay Kesharwani
Akashdeep

not bout felicity but ..... kalak...... !!

Yah !! Yet another post on felicity. you guys must be bored… who care any ways :D !! I’ll continue ……

One important part of cultural events has been completely ignored by the blogger. I can’t blame them, they weren’t involved in it. So being a blogger and one of the organizers of Kalakshetra, it is my moral responsibility to let people know bout it.

Thanks to the finance committee and rathi,

07’s budget = 3 X (06’s budget)

This time we decided….

By we I ment (Akash , Abhay , Yashlakshmi , Geetika , Bajpai , Chauhan , Swati , Sheetal n your’s truly me :) )

Yah !! so, we decided that, we are not going to have same old matkas and gamlas. Theme we decided was Hyderabad (hope we were successful in depicting).

After lots n lots of brain storming sessions, we came up with and idea to get a charminar, the darbar look, pehredars, kites, organizers dressed up in typical hyderabadi istyle… etc etc

Well some of the ideas were dropped, and rest some of you must have seen at the Kalakshetra ground.

Kalakshetra had all in all 7 events…

1. bold strokes (sketching)
2. Ad-campaign (poster making)
3. Rangbhoomi (rangoli)
4. Ctrl-X Ctrl-V (collage)
5. Graffiti (its in the name)
6. Reflectionz (face painting)
7. you think it, I ink it (tattoo making)

Graffiti was one of the most hyped events of felicity, and I guess it was the costliest event in its prize range.

Getting the spray cans was a Herculean task. After searching in Hyderabad, we even tried in other cities including delhi, Mumbai , banglore. There was a time that we were even thinking of canceling the event. But thanks to akash n abay they some how managed to get the spray cans, they also met an accident, any ways, all the stuff for Kalakshetra were bought by them.

Getting charminar build wasn’t a cup of cake. With Mr. Vasudaven help, we came in contact with a guy (Mr. prasaad ) from HCU. Who was going to build the charminar for us, initially geetika was handling that. But after she left for her home, I took the charge… Man !! getting work done from those guys…

Any ways some how charminar got completed little late …: D but work was done.

Then event started according to IST (Indian standard time (1hr late)).. But we got awesome response. We had 40 working benches and almost all were occupied. In some events like collage making and graffiti we even had to stop the registration because of limited resources.

Now time to mention some name who helped us to make the event success…

Special Thanks:-

-to the ug1 guys (Anushray and friends) for there assistance to felicitate the felicity … I mean the Kalakshetra work.

-to the gals for making awesome hand made posters and assistance in the events.

-to the guys who bought the tables and chairs from main building to the ground.

Etc…

And

No Thanks:-

-to Mr. Garg for not being at his event because of his dance practice.

-to Mr. prasaad keep on bugging me for his demand and not finishing the job in time.

-to some faculty members who made few organizers to back out.

-to some guys who messed up at the graffiti venue.

Etc …

PS… One of the longest posts of mine.

PS… Writing after so many days, have been busy with stuff … you know.

PS… After a lot of hardship my dream to perform on felicity stage came true.

PS… One suggestion for others, never organize a group dance event, just be a part of it.

PS… Wanted to write more, but got to finish 3 assignments and 2 projects :(.

PS… If I missed out any name then … bhool chook leni deni.

tag tag !!

Got tagged by Himank .

So, here it goes ...

A living person whom I would like to meet – Robin Williams.

A dead person whom I would like to meet – one who tasted potassium cyanide.

An event in the history I would like to change – discovery of wheel. That was the reason when this research and all started :( . We were better off ;)!!

An event in history I would like to witness – the time when Dinosaur exists.

A movie which I would like to witness in real life without being a part of it – Titanic.

A literary character I would like to meet – Abel Rosnovski from Jeffery archers “Kane and Abel”.

PS-> last two days were one of the busiest in my entire life..

PS--> Didn't sleep properly since last 4 nights ... result .. caught out by fever.

PS---> Hope to get well by tomorrow .... have a lot of work to finish.

PS----> Thanks to Vajpai and Chauhan for doing my EW assignment.

PS-----> about the event i wanna change .. tht was just a frustoo taking .... actually i m pleased that wheel was invented coz flying is too costly.

EM class .... masti ki paathshaala

This post is dedicated to saini and handa ..

undermentioned is a the out come of the hard work of these two guys ...

so, in their words ..

Today we enjoyed today's EM class and came forward with some new
poems, shers and lots more....
so here goes the list ..

1: DC ko block kar sake, ye sysadmin me dum nahi,
Wo ek port block kare, Port hamare paas kam nahi. [Saini]

2: Golu ka banaya gaya mid sem pada mujh par bhari
Sadiyon me sadi , PArag Sadi.. [Saini]

Tabhi lord class me pecchey i seat chhod kar aage aa gaya aur B N Rajesh
ke paas baith gaya ..Jo aajkal Ganja hai aur so bhi raha tha..

3: Lord to seat chhod kar aage aaya, Padhne ke liye,
Par B N ne samjha ki wo aaya, Mujhey Tel chopadne ke liye.. [Saini]

4: Padhne ke liye agle bench pe Lord jo gaya,
B N to Darr ke maare badi lambi neend so gaya.
Uhta ek jhatke me , mujhey laga ye padhne laga,
Lekin chand hi minuton me fir neend se ladne laga. [Handa]


5. (removed by author) :D !!

6: Lord EM ki theory me kitna kho gaya.
Udhar rajesh dekho kitni baar uth kar fir so gaya.
Rishi bhi kuchh kam nahi,Golu ko dekh kar use dard hota hai.
Saala itna kamina hai usi ki class me chhup kar sota hai.. [Handa]

Tabhi maine galati se prof ke lecture ki ek line sun li

7: For the previous case Gamma was -1(minus one).
Aur ab aur padhne ka nahi kar raha mera man.. [saini]

So that's all for today..
See you with next edtion..

Saini and Handa


PS-> if u don't know, lord <=> @nks :)
PS--> midsems finished ... endsem's timetable released !! After crossing the river, i m able to see the ocean now ...
PS---> last midsem 6:30-8:00 assignment deadline next morning 7:30. :o !!
PS----> Our EMT prof made new record .. gave 21 questions in 1.5 hrs paper , n each question had 2-3 parts an average . almost ... 45 questions !!
PS-----> 2 project deadlines near , 3 assignments , 2 events organize , 2 performance prep 4 felicity .. !! i m a dead meat ...

Life n stuff ….

This post is about Life which is actually the life mailing list, and the stuff m talking bout is my bicycle…

I m writing this post coz m really really pissed off. The reasons…

1. Have to sell my brand new bicycle.

2. 4 day are over still my mail to life is not been delivered.

3. Midsems just before felicity !!

4. And some random blah blah reasons…

Well now, I don’t I have any other option then spamming the ug n pg mail boxes.

Anyways, it might sound little … , but if any one is interested in buying my bicycle plz post a comment to this post :) .

It costs me around 3K .. but m ready to give it for say aroung 2.5 K or some thing ..

Shows my desperation haan !! well, m about to get a better two wheeler in exchange \:D/ .. !!

PS :-

Nope not this time …

Decision done !!

I had to make a decision, after a long brain storming session I finally made one. It was tough though, but in the fight of music and health, health won. Yah !! I bought a Bicycle.

Hope I’ll stick to my daily cycling routine.

PS :-

• Finally my passport form has been accepted; hope no more problems are stacked.
• Drove Bicycle all the way from koti to institute, not legs but butt is paining.
• Have to submit CN assignment on 1^st Feb, Don’t even know the a,b,c of socket programming…
• Don’t have much time to write, got to complete the presentation for BTP.

So signing off…

People I like and Dislike

Well this post is just a byproduct of my sleeplessness. So my lovely readers……… bear it !!

People I Don’t like

1. Person who keeps on saying that they don’t care what others think, they’ll do what ever they like.
2. Person who use slangs loudly in public.
3. Person who support regionalism. Yah it’s true… and quite common in IIIT.
4. Person who don’t stand by his word.
5. Person who tread people of lower grade with disrespect.

People I like

1. Person who laugh on my PJs.
2. Me, myself and I. ;)
3. People who like me. :D
4. Of course counter part of above mentioned human beings.
5. Still searching her…… :">

Till now no one has tagged me L. So, what!! I m tagging …

Turbo

Bharat

Sankalp

Badrinath

Piyush

Rohith

Raghuram

Abbulu

Himank

Sleeper

Shashank

Teja

And every one in IIIT Blogroll. :D

Present Status:-

• Frustooness meter (pointer ++);

• 5 projects this semester …… I m dead man.

• Handa has finally recovered, chalo meri jaan bachi :D.

• Chauhan didn’t stand by his word… (got 3/5)

• Bought passport form, too lazy to fill it.

• BTP target 40 papers b/w 20-25^th jan …. 1 down just 39 more to go…

• Confused which one to buy … a Bicycle or an Ipod… ne suggestion??

• No more PS …
  

updates ...

• Holidays over …
o in case u didn’t notice :p

• Read 1.5 Research papers (out of 8) given to me as holiday gift.
o My nerd score 97/100 :D

• Discovered signs of Aliens visit to Bathrooms of OBH.
o Haven’t read newspaper since 2 days.

• Deep started downloading his Deep thoughts from his mind to a Diary.
o Crypto students got new assignment.

• Handa fall sick, coz of a sick bet.
o But, Panjab ki laaj rakh li …

• Keser made new records of watching “cheeni-jaapaani”.
o Soon will break CD’s (records are out of use now days).

• Gaining extra pounds day by day … help!!
o Dollar will do but no pounds.

• As per my New Year resolution I quit fattebaji.
o Those were the longest 30 seconds of my life.

Ok bye :p